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ALMOST PORN

ALMOST PORN

ALMOST PORN. THE LAST FRONTIER OF SEX.  –   by Brandpowder  ©  2013. Let’s admit it. Porn has said it all. It’s repetitive, patterned, out-of-date, monotonous, trite, prosaic, insipid, self-quoting, in one word: Boring! The maximum variation you can expect from any given story ranges from “hmm, ah, hmm, ah, yes, yes!” to “hmm, ah, ... Read More »

KING OF TATTOO

KING OF TATTOO

Opening picture: “Ass Auto”, the last masterpieces by Jack Carb.  The Volkswagen Beetle‘s curvy shape perfectly fits with the sexy buttocks of Irene, a young model from Munich who now lives in New York. “I was homesick and wanted to carry a piece of my Country with me,” she told us. JACK CARB: THE KING ... Read More »

CHAMPAGNE: TREAT OR THREAT?

CHAMPAGNE: TREAT OR THREAT?

Did you know that everytime you open a bottle of Champagne, 5 litres of carbon dioxide are released into the atmosphere? In that precise moment the cork blasts off at a pressure of 6 atmospheres: it’s a mini rocket that, every year, blinds about 500 people worldwide (stupidity is international); people who forget the simple, ... Read More »

ABOUT PEARS

ABOUT PEARS

Have you have ever wondered why The Holy Bible didn’t mention pears in Eden? The reason is simple: this kind of fruits, back when the Old Testament was written, simply didn’t grow in the Tigris-Euphrate Valley, nor in the land of Palestine. People grew grapefruits, nuts, plums, and apples of course. But no pears because ... Read More »

THE ENERGY FOR ALL OF ASS.

THE ENERGY FOR ALL OF ASS.

Oil prices are going to grow steadily in the near future. Nuclear power, after Japan, will be turned off, and what we are left with is just a fistful of alternative sources lke solar panels, hydroelectric dams and – well –  Earth Wind & Fire, which is probably the most efficient of the three. Fortunately ... Read More »

AMBIGUITY UNIVERSITY

AMBIGUITY UNIVERSITY

THE AMBIGUITY UNIVERSITY is a virtual place where language is analyzed for its poetic split and the nuances between pun and fun are explored. The potential is big. And the danger is even bigger. An example: Mean words always mean something mean. It’s tautological, of course. But that’s what I mean. And, since I said ... Read More »

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