Christmas apple


Christmas apple

Above: One of the 10 brilliant ideas that will make you save a lot of money, this Christmas. Unemployed couples can get their son an Apple for 25 cents, instead of wasting hundreds of dollars in digital devices. And if the spoiled brat starts to complain, Dad and Mom can explain him the difference between Jobs and Jobless.

LET’S FACE IT: Money is always tight for all of us but there’s a special moment of the year that makes us feel particularly broke and desperate and furious against consumerism: the week before Christmas! We hate everything: the shopping frenzy inside a Mall packed with sweaty people wandering around like zombies in search of the perfectly useless gift. We hate the tacky plastic trees, the fake snow and the multiple Santas, each one claiming to be the original one. We hate jingle bells, rein deers, golden glossy gift wraps, champagne and panettone. We hate all this because every year it’s the same old story and, despite our money is less and less, we haven’t the guts not to buy at least a little present to our relatives, close friends, business partners and colleagues who add up, averagely, to 42 people.

The Brandpowder Team, this year, wants to break this tradition once and for all. Who said you need to spend your salary (if you still have one) on stupid presents? In order to survive these Holidays, not to mention the Maya Prophecy, we give you ten smart ideas to save time, wallet and stress.

Christmas bean

The ideal gift for acquaintances you didn’t see for a while but you want to get in touch with, again. If you love silly puns, this present comes for less than 2 cents.

Christmas bullet

Everybody has a depressed friend. And a bullet costs only 15 cents. Eliminating your friend will also get rid of the next Christmas’ present.

Christmas egg

One of most voted bang-for-the-buck ideas: an egg (22 cents) can be both an original ball for the Christmas tree and also a pre-present for next Easter.

christmas pencil

Another two-in-one gift to impress your friends. You don’t even need to spend money for this. We bet you are full of these little items at home.

Christmas screw

Don’t ask us why but to screw is something you can do even without a screwdriver. This simple present is always welcome among young friends who want to have a laugh. And it’s good omen, too. Price: only 2 cents.

Christmas snow

If you’d like to go for something personal, something that talks about the time you spent for actually making the gift instead of simply buying it, the snowball is a classic and the white stuff is easy to find, unless you live in Jamaica (in that case, a ball of grass will do).

Christmas sock

How many times did you end up with one sock without finding the other one, at home? Well, it’s time to give your smelly-lonely friend a purpose. This little present pulls the leg (and the foot) to all useless gifts. As such, it helps people to reflect on the subject.

Christmas tie clip

Show your creative zest! You can impress your colleagues (or your boss, if you dare) spending less than one cent. To give it extra value, may we suggest to place the clip inside a matchbox? (keep the matches for yourself, though).

Christmas toast

Last but not least, a great classic: two slices of bread, accompanied by this simple line, can be greatly appreciated by anyone. And if you feel really generous, you can add a strip of bacon.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

The Brandpowder Team


Join the discussion and tell us your opinion.

December 16, 2012 at 4:11 PM

Hilariously awesome!

December 16, 2012 at 11:16 PM
– In reply to: BikeWar

Thank you BikeWar! Have a Cycling Christmas! the BT

December 17, 2012 at 1:55 AM

Clearly you have been to my home when I was a child. Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a $1 gift voucher.

December 17, 2012 at 9:51 AM
– In reply to: urbandon

This year we just want a Merry Crisismas. No moneywasting paraphrenalia. No frills and thrills. Just simple humble stuff with lots of love and a witty note. Thank you for yours, Don. Always appreciated!

Carlo and the BT

December 17, 2012 at 6:42 AM

Around 7 years old I saw Santa Claus and his sleigh fly accross an inky blue star spangled sky and heard the sound of distant bells. After that I didn’t need any additional presents. True fantasy, the cheapest richest gift of all. But if I can’t conjour that up for everyone I’ll be so grateful for all your practical suggestions. Oh and Scottish people can slightly alter the last message with the toast to read ~ full of love and a piece (unlike in the USA this means a sandwich). Have a Merry Very One.

December 17, 2012 at 9:55 AM
– In reply to: windhound

Hello Windhound!

the colors on your blog I now find in your words. Thank you so much for your heartwarming message. have a Merry Fab One you too!

Carlo and the BT

December 19, 2012 at 10:12 PM

Smart. Good work BT. I will borrow your nice ideas and will put as present under our ‘chip’ Christmas ‘3’ ?

December 20, 2012 at 12:28 AM
– In reply to: R

Thank you R,

Even Santa, due to a dire economy, borrowed our ideas for Christmas.

The BT

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